Mister Kavanagh and Mister Gould
Kavanagh: Oh Mister Gould! Oh Mister Gould!
Are you enjoying sitting there upon the bench?
Gould: I have my scarf on and my gloves
To keep me warm when it gets cold
But I find — do you agree? — that people put their arms ’round me
Which is intrusive and quickly becomes old
Kavanagh: Positively, Mister Gould!
Gould: Absolutely, Mister Kavanagh!
Statue of Irish poet Patrick Kavanagh looking out over a Dublin canal
Statue of Canadian pianist Glenn Gould in front of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation headquarters